EVANESCENCE captions - Oh HELL yes!

[Gyakusetsu]

Any evanescence forum worth it's weight has to have one of these! Plus it's always fun!

the rules: Post your embarrassing, funny or otherwise cruel pics of the band (normal pics are ok too ;)) and post a fun caption underneath.

To begin: My favorite caption of all time...

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3774/ug0f209exa4.gif

OH MY GAWWWWD! I Should have used Prepration H! :eek:

[lacrymosa]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7375/006oc0.jpg
Amy Lee learns how to ring a bell for the first time in her life on air.

[Resheph]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/machinehead0007/burn.jpg

Amy: Oh- my... John! You didn't?!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/VH1/vh19dg5.jpg

John: Hell yes, I did!

[LoveZombie]

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/nate7321/446.jpg
"The Exorcism of Amy Lee"

[Natalie]

hahaha i love these threads!!

i like the The Exorcism of Amy Lee lol!!

[paper-pharie23]

hahaha. Oh god I love them, that Amy and John one rules, "hell yes I did" haha!!!

[iOta]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7375/006oc0.jpg
"When you knock your head like this you can find out is your head hollow or not... In your case I would say the first option."

[Togepik]

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/pmms/productpagemusic/06/07/2178526
I think there's something on my mike....

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/pmms/productpagemusic/07/00/2178527
Please God. Please make them understand we're not a christian band :)

[Dyegov]

Oh my god!!! Those were really funny!!!! :D

[Eternal Star]

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/pmms/productpagemusic/06/07/2178526

Dear Santa,
I was a good girl this year. I wrote stuff, sang the stuff and made thousands of people happy. Now I want my bike!
Love,
Amy

[not.pictured]

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/pmms/productpagemusic/06/07/2178526

Dear Santa,
I was a good girl this year. I wrote stuff, sang the stuff and made thousands of people happy. Now I want my bike!
Love,
Amy

Haha! :) I would have never thought of that one! GREAT ONE!

[JadyLee]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1108/promosessions20fabric143xm3.jpg
Amy:"You will go estare me????"

[Lynn_Fievel]

http://fuseblog.typepad.com/photos/live_in_the_imx_studio/evanescence_6.jpg
ehm...sir...can you raise the temperature please? it's..kinda cold you know..

[JadyLee]

Coollllllllllllll
i'm dying of smile

[Resheph]

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/pmms/productpagemusic/07/00/2178527

Director: Okay people! Let's decorate the set as fast as possible so we can start shooting!
Amy: *thinking to herself* Aww... I wonder how long that'll take? I want to start filiming now... :(

-Five hours later-

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/pmms/productpagemusic/06/07/2178526

Director: Alright! Places every- err... Amy?
Amy: *asleep* Zzzzz...

[Bug]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1108/promosessions20fabric143xm3.jpg
Amy: I told you I'd bring my big brothers if you made fun of me

[Dyegov]

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/pmms/productpagemusic/07/00/2178527

Director: Okay people! Let's decorate the set as fast as possible so we can start shooting!
Amy: *thinking to herself* Aww... I wonder how long that'll take? I want to start filiming now... :(

-Five hours later-

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/pmms/productpagemusic/06/07/2178526

Director: Alright! Places every- err... Amy?
Amy: *asleep* Zzzzz...

Hahaha that one was pretty cool, it made me laugh a lot!!! :D

[BlackMagic]

I would try and find the mmmmm... cabbage one at EvBoard, but I think it'd be hopeless..

But those who remember it should... remember...

I posted this one a while ago -

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b341/Eldarwen90/Page2.jpg

Amy - I'll show that Edward Scissorhands... someone get me a bush.

-Seconds later-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/xXRigorMortisXx/DSC02957.jpg

He ain't got nuthin' on me.

[Ayria]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/nate7321/446.jpg

NO! THE RABID FANS ARE NOT GETTING TO ME! WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I LOOK ABSOLUTELY FINE?! DON'T TOUCH ME!

[Beautifully Chaotic]

Well mot really a caption but I made this when CMWYS came out and it makes me laugh...

http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/5752/1za7.gif

[Resheph]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/kiyosuke/Pics/081b.jpg

Amy: MTV! Please pimp my ride!

[Ayria]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/kiyosuke/Pics/081b.jpg

Amy: MOOoooOOOM! Beth and I need the car tonight!

[eagle]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/kiyosuke/Pics/081b.jpg

Amy: MTV! Please pimp my ride!

lol :p :p :p

[not.pictured]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/kiyosuke/Pics/081b.jpg

Amy: MOOoooOOOM! Beth and I need the car tonight!


or "WHAT? I WAS going the speed limit!

[Resheph]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/Mags/kerrang/kerrang%202/0609013008.jpg

Amy: *rip* Oh God! What was that?! :confused:

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/Mags/kerrang/kerrang%202/0609013007.jpg

Amy: Ugh... That's just great... :mad:

[Dyegov]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/kiyosuke/Pics/081b.jpg

Amy: MTV! Please pimp my ride!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/kiyosuke/Pics/081b.jpg

Amy: MOOoooOOOM! Beth and I need the car tonight!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/Mags/kerrang/kerrang%202/0609013008.jpg

Amy: *rip* Oh God! What was that?! :confused:

xD Those ones where pretty good!!!

[Resheph]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/MaRia07/Evanescence/f2b49546.jpg

Amy: *picks up phone* Ugh... Not you again... Please stop calling here...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/sweet_little_lie/20041224_christmas2004phonec-515h.jpg

GW Bush: But I'm sober now!

[Dyegov]

xD George Bush!!! jajajaja so funny!!!!

[Shari]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7375/006oc0.jpg
Amy: Do that one more time, and I'm gonna grab your little thing *does hand thing*, and...
Dude: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL STOP!!! :eek:

[Darkheart]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/kiyosuke/Pics/081b.jpg

Amy: MTV! Please pimp my ride!

This totally made my day :-D

[Ayria]

I can't get enough of this picture today:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/kiyosuke/Pics/081b.jpg

Amy: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO STOP AT A RED LIGHT AND LET ME HIT YOU GOING 80?!
Ayria: *off screen stuck inside a totaled vehicle* WTF?!

[lacrymosa]

I can't get enough of this picture today:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/kiyosuke/Pics/081b.jpg

Amy: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO STOP AT A RED LIGHT AND LET ME HIT YOU GOING 80?!
Ayria: *off screen stuck inside a totaled vehicle* WTF?!

HAHAHAHHA DANE COOK!

[chii]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/tommykabby/toronto5.jpg
Oh ****! that vacuum is strong! OH NOEZ MAH FACEEEE

[Ammer]

http://www.evanescencecanada.com/site/media/gallery/toronto2006/toronto10.jpg

Amy: Frozen inside without your touch, without your lo--*burp*

[X_Arielle]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/VH1/vh116bk1.jpg

Amy: I see dead people. *zomg*

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https://designer.mypage.web.de/upload/tmp/567434_2

Mmmmmmmm...cabbage...(Taken from EvBaord)

[dyingsoul]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/tommykabby/toronto5.jpg
Oh ****! that vacuum is strong! OH NOEZ MAH FACEEEE


MUAR!

Great one! I love it.
Damn, I missed this thread. <3333

[chii]

MUAR!

Great one! I love it.
Damn, I missed this thread. <3333

:p It really does look like his face is being sucked down XD I love this thread! :cool:

[not.pictured]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/VH1/vh116bk1.jpg

Amy: I see dead people. *zomg*

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https://designer.mypage.web.de/upload/tmp/567434_2

Mmmmmmmm...cabbage...(Taken from EvBaord)

I love that movie!.. AMY SEES DEAD PEOPLE!

[Keyja]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/4700/is12730777zf7.jpg

I guess we really did come from apes.

[X_Arielle]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/12.jpg

New and improved Amy Lee mask on sale now!
Price: Your Soul

[not.pictured]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/12.jpg

New and improved Amy Lee mask on sale now!
Price: Your Soul

OMG! That looks weird! Awesomeness!

[dreamchaser_83]

OMG! That looks weird! Awesomeness!

I am scared of this pic....what the, how the.....photoshop??! creepy...

[Bug]

For attachment...i did this one at evboard

Oli: Not touching! Not touching!
Amy: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

[Miss Charlotte]

For attachment...i did this one at evboard

Oli: Not touching! Not touching!
Amy: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!


LMAO
Funny one. :D

[dyingsoul]

http://www.evthreads.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6&d=1160780419

Oli: Amy...please talk to me.
Amy: No! You've eatten my apple.

[Resheph]

http://www.amy-lee.de/gallery/albums/uploads/mtvnews/PDVD_273.jpg

Interviewer: How do you feel about 50 Cent touring with Evanescence next month?

http://www.amy-lee.de/gallery/albums/uploads/mtvnews/PDVD_264.jpg

Amy: Say what?!

[Lose Control]

I loved THE EXORCISM OF AMY LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's too creative

[Resheph]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2140/vh14jz4nt4.jpg

Amy: Hey! Who the f*ck put glue on my seat?!

[Ayria]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/12.jpg

New and improved Amy Lee mask on sale now!
Price: Your Soul

Best. Post. Eva.

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2140/vh14jz4nt4.jpg

Amy: OMFG! HEY BETH! I THINK I JUST SAW AMY LEE BEHIND THIS CROWD OF PEOPLE!
Beth: NO WAY! REALLY?! YOU'RE JOKING! OHMYGAWD LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET OUR T-SHIRTS SIGNED!

[Bug]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2140/vh14jz4nt4.jpg
Beth: Amy, look who i found..
Amy: OMG ZERO HHAAIII!!

[Resheph]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d147/FragileThings/PDVD_020.jpg

Jared: "You. Are. So beautiful... To me..."
Amy: "Oh... My... Gawd..." *looks away*

[Dyegov]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2140/vh14jz4nt4.jpg

Amy: Hey! Who the f*ck put glue on my seat?!

Hahaha this one made laugh a lot!!! :D

[nitram]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/MaRia07/Evanescence/f2b49546.jpg

Amy: *picks up phone* Ugh... Not you again... Please stop calling here...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/sweet_little_lie/20041224_christmas2004phonec-515h.jpg

GW Bush: But I'm sober now!

HAHAHA... funny pics... Thanks for sharing!

[Resheph]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Band%20videos%20and%20more/Session%204%20Blender/004.jpg

Photographer: Alright Amy, stand right there. *points*
Amy: Okay. On the bridge?
Photographer: No. On the rock... Barefoot...
Amy: :(

-click-

[hellish_angel]

all of the captios are awsome!:D

[-Napharing-]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/2797/normal189eb0.jpg

hahaha..funny XD

[-Napharing-]

this picture is my real passion :P

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3540/377pz0.jpg

[Afterglow]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/12.jpg



loooooooooool!! You people are all crazy, but this one cracked me up!! What I would say if I was her is:

"OK, WTF happened to my face? *to band* come on guys, don't pretend you're not messing with me!" This is an awesome thread BTW

[kraveN]

Hahahahahaha... This is the most funny thread. It's cool xD.

[Dyegov]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/12.jpg

This picture scares me a lot :p

[voiceboxx]

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/pmms/productpagemusic/06/07/2178526

this mic is..so...shiny...... zzzzz

[Dyegov]

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/pmms/productpagemusic/06/07/2178526

I told him not to eat the apple . . . Now the poor apple is gone . . . :(

[Resheph]

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/pmms/productpagemusic/06/07/2178526

Amy: *asleep* Zzzz.... *having a nightmare*

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/12.jpg

Amy: *in her dream* Oh my effin gosh! What happened to my face?!

[Gyakusetsu]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/AkuHaneHito/10150497poppyy91200661145AM.jpg

Jared: Hey..Amy...*wip* smell my finger!!!
Amy: mmmmmmmm.....reminds me of home...

[Deteriorate]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/12.jpg

Amy: *in her dream* Oh my effin gosh! What happened to my face?![/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE]


^That's scary.

[voiceboxx]

http://www.kugn.com/images/amy_lee_Friedman.jpg
come on, I have to go to the bathroom!


http://img.rtvslo.si/upload/Kultura/glasba/amy_lee_show.jpg
I will eat your babies!!

[Resheph]

http://www.einslive.de/diemusik/images/060914_amylee03_g.jpg

Lady: Hey everyone! Look at who I found passed out on the street!
Amy: *groggy* Hey... Uh... Where am I?

[Dyegov]

:p Those ones were amazing!!! xD

[jmancini11]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/12.jpg
lmfao at this picture.

[Afterglow]

http://www.einslive.de/diemusik/images/060914_amylee03_g.jpg

Lady: Hey everyone! Look at who I found passed out on the street!
Amy: *groggy* Hey... Uh... Where am I?

LMAO!!! This picture is so funny

Woman: Hi Amy, it's an honour to finally meet you
Amy: What? Oh, nevermind, I'll call you when I'm sober

[GothicBarbie]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3540/377pz0.jpg

cuteeeeeee

[Lose Control]

HAHAHA... funny pics... Thanks for sharing!


huahauhauah I agree:cool:

[Lose Control]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/MaRia07/Evanescence/f2b49546.jpg

Amy: *picks up phone* Ugh... Not you again... Please stop calling here...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/sweet_little_lie/20041224_christmas2004phonec-515h.jpg

GW Bush: But I'm sober now!

heheheheeh it's the best! Please Amy don't do this anymore!

[Simpleplan]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2140/vh14jz4nt4.jpg
Beth: Amy, look who i found..
Amy: OMG ZERO HHAAIII!!

hahaha!!! super!:p

[whisper_exodus]

This thread is amazing, just wanted to say. =D

[Shari]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/AkuHaneHito/10150497poppyy91200661145AM.jpg
Photographer: Whut's happening?!
Amy: Well, he lost a bet so he's gonna pick my nose.
Jared: ......urgh.....
Amy: *laughs dirty* Har har har...

[Aerdna]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/12.jpg

Amy: *in her dream* Oh my effin gosh! What happened to my face?!

Oh man! That picture's just great! hahahahahaha~ :D

Amy: "See guys? Told you I can look like Tim's dead goldfish!"
Tim (not pictured): "My fish is dead?!"

[Ayria]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3540/377pz0.jpg

Guy: Go. Away. Drunk Woman.

[Eternal Star]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/12.jpg

Yhw I ees eht dlrow lla edispu nwod?

[[dB]]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/12.jpg

:D :D :D Waooww

[Chiidatbe]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/12.jpg

Snow White after eating the poisoned apple...

[nananess]

^ that is the creepiest pic ever!

[sketch]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/VH1/vh116bk1.jpg

Amy: I see dead people. *zomg*

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https://designer.mypage.web.de/upload/tmp/567434_2

Mmmmmmmm...cabbage...(Taken from EvBaord)



Lol, I was waiting for the return of the cabbage. Now all that's missing is the bacon and we're set.

[hekatelacroix]

heh thats a good one! john looks so evilly happy in this!

[Resheph]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/VH1/vh116bk1.jpg

Amy: *thinking to herself* OMG! Why does my piano sound like someone's gargling!

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2140/vh14jz4nt4.jpg

Amy: Quick John! Do something! Anything! *fixes piano*

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/VH1/vh19dg5.jpg

John: Okay! *grins* Err... What's going on? :confused:

[Buffyfan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Evanescence/Evanesence%20TOD/DSCN2348.jpg
Oh I got it yes I think I got it

[telstronic]

this place is gold! when i get home from uni i'll have to dig into my vast stores of ev pics.

[Resheph]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1974/004fe3.jpg

Amy: Time for my piano solo! *squats*

[Amie]

lol, these are great! this one's from my ev guild!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Stalkerazzi/Evanescence/b9f81298.bmp
Amy: "You said WHAT happened to my poptarts?!"


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Stalkerazzi/Evanescence/LifeOnTheRoad9.bmp
Beth: "Uh.. Amy...What are you trying to do?"
Amy: "I fit into this yesterday... damn poptarts..."

[Yumi Yan]

oh my god guys you are avesome:D *loughting*

[Bug]

<3 Finding Nemo <3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Evanescence/Evanesence%20TOD/DSCN2348.jpg
Amy: Hey!! Come back here!! I'm gonna swim with you! I'm gonna be your beeest friend.

[Shari]

Okay, I saw this picture and something got in my mind, DONT ask me where I got it from, I have NO clue. Not that I experienced anything like it, honest... :/ But whatever. Nevermind.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Stalkerazzi/Evanescence/LifeOnTheRoad9.bmp
Amy: Oh I shouldn't have eaten those beans!
Beth: What's wrong?!
Amy: I can't hold it for much longer! Help! I gotta get on stage in a minute!!
Beth: What am I supposed to do?!
Amy: ANYTHING, PLEASE HURRY!! CATCH IF YOU MUST!!
Beth: Ewl..you ain't getting any beans anymore, this is the last time...!
Terry: Ew I don't want to see THAT... *runs*

[JamesMcFenlon]

http://file020.bebo.com/13/large/2006/10/12/12/654382536a2242215327b968112890l.jpg
''OMG I cant see your star but for real this time''

http://file020.bebo.com/13/large/2006/10/12/12/654382536a2242215300b416434635l.jpg
''OK wise guys who has my star that I patentily waited for all day''

http://myspace-451.vo.llnwd.net/01233/15/45/1233025451_l.jpg
''Oh so it was you,you will rue the day you robbed my star''

http://file021.bebo.com/4/large/2006/10/12/12/654382536a2242262595b229282160l.jpg

''Well its a letter to manager time muhahahahahahahah(thinks he will get away with robbing my god damn star does he!)''

[voiceboxx]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/VH1/vh116bk1.jpg
uh...guys, who farted?

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/VH1/vh19dg5.jpg
*laughs* Amy, you dork, it was you

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2140/vh14jz4nt4.jpg
hey! it wasn't me!

http://file021.bebo.com/4/large/2006/10/12/12/654382536a2242262595b229282160l.jpg
okay, it was me. I'm sorry...

[Shari]

http://file021.bebo.com/4/large/2006/10/12/12/654382536a2242262595b229282160l.jpg
Amy: ....okay...who put glue on the keys...?

[Resheph]

http://myspace-451.vo.llnwd.net/01233/15/45/1233025451_l.jpg

Rocky: Please sir, may I have some more?

[Márcia]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1974/004fe3.jpg

Amy: Time for my piano solo! *squats*



OMG haha I laughed like hell with this XD hilarious loool

[Fallen10000]

OMG!!!!! those are all hilarious!!! :D :D :D :D

[nananess]

good job everyone! these are priceless!

[GothicBarbie]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1974/004fe3.jpg

Amy: Time for my piano solo! *squats*

haha this is a classic :)

[Hollee]

http://file020.bebo.com/13/large/2006/10/12/12/654382536a2242215300b416434635l.jpg

Amy: I'm Amy Lee bitch! (meant to sound like Chappelle as Rick James)

[Deteriorate]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/12.jpg

Snow White after eating the poisoned apple...

This one is amazing.. made me laugh really hard. Great job!!

[Shari]

Amy is thinking during a concert...(deeply thinking...)
http://file020.bebo.com/13/large/2006/10/12/12/654382536a2242215300b416434635l.jpg
John: Amy, you do know that you're hitting the same key all the time?
Amy: ....yeah....I like the album too, John...*thinks on*

[Rhinestone]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/023.jpg
Amy: "Look, I have 2 fingers, muhahahaha!..and my medicaments rolled by."

[Resheph]

^LOL! Nice one! I've never seen that pic before! Where'd you get it?

Never mind... Found it... Silly me... :p

[Hollee]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/023.jpg

Amy: Fear my squirrelly wrath!!

[Shari]

I would like to dedicate this one to everyone who was saying that Ev wasn't gonna make any new album or anything. I once even heard someone calling them "One album wonders" :eek: I laughed at them. Here's my caption:
http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/023.jpg
Amy: *laughs like a maniac* Aaaah got you, bitches!!!!

[emix33]

Jaaa was good it of George Bush and it of the exorcism:) , but I do not like what he did " Deteriorate " with Amy's photo:mad:

[ExclusiveEvanescence]

Where did you guys find these pics? Great! And sooooo funny!

[emix33]

If these pic before I never saw them in another side they are very graceful:p

[GirlAnachronism]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/MissPaine/Amylee23.jpg
OMG! What... the... hell... is... on... my... shirt?!

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/MissPaine/AmyLee14.jpg
OMG! Spider!!!!

[GirlAnachronism]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/MissPaine/AmyLee10.jpg
I'm going under.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/MissPaine/JohnLeCompt.jpg
Oh My God Amy are you okay?

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/MissPaine/Amylee7-1.jpg
Oh I'm fine.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/MissPaine/AmyLeeAlittleevil.jpg
Muhahahahahahaha!!!

[Darkangelofrock]

hahhaahaaa.... ver funny the Exorcism of amy....XxX

[voiceboxx]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1974/004fe3.jpg

Amy: Time for my piano solo! *squats*

lol.. this is my favorite one

[lithium84]

oh man that exorcism of amy lee is funny, and the one with john saying hell yes i did is another one.;)

[lithium84]

hey voiceboxx luv ur avatar:)

[voiceboxx]

hey voiceboxx luv ur avatar:)

thanks!

http://file020.bebo.com/13/large/2006/10/12/12/654382536a2242215300b416434635l.jpg
mmm... pie

[Just Me!]

http://file020.bebo.com/13/large/2006/10/12/12/654382536a2242215300b416434635l.jpg
Amy: (thinkin: mmm.... candles.... mwahaha i can start a fired!..) (outloud: JHON..?)
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/VH1/vh19dg5.jpg
Jhon: what?

[Just Me!]

haha sorry i can't stop! haha

http://evanhispano.com/ev/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics3/Los%20Premios%20MTV%20Latino%20America%202006%2008 5.jpg
Amy: MY HUMPS!! MY HUMPS!! MY HUMPS MY HUMPS!! MY HUMPS!!!

http://evanhispano.com/ev/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics3/Los%20Premios%20MTV%20Latino%20America%202006%2000 6.jpg
Rocky:... Amy you're FIT!
Amy: ... I know!

[GirlAnachronism]

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/nate7321/446.jpg
"The Exorcism of Amy Lee" This is my fave! When I saw it I couldn't stop laughing.

[ImmortalRainbow]

Amy looks at me and thinks *yeah, I'll see you after the show!*http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j310/Midnight-Angel19/amy-1.jpg

in my dreams........lol

[BloodnRoses21]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/053.jpg
Amy: HEY.. Can I get a drink over here?!

[Márcia]

Haha loool XD awesome XD
this thread is really funny :)

[BringMeToLife]

http://www.einslive.de/diemusik/images/060914_amylee03_g.jpg

The Exorcist 3
The Curse of the Evil Squirells

[Clayton]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/004.jpg

F--- YEAH!!! I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD :D

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/003.jpg

Who the f--- is this b---!

[Hollee]

Malice, that was GENIUS!

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/053.jpg

ALL HAIL THE SNOW WHITE QUEEN BITCHES!

[voiceboxx]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/machinehead0007/burn.jpg
I can't see your star... :(

[Hollee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/machinehead0007/burn.jpg

Amy: Ewwwwwww, I smell fart!

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j310/Midnight-Angel19/amy-1.jpg

Oh heh. It was me.

[voiceboxx]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/kiyosuke/Pics/081b.jpg

Amy: MTV! Please pimp my ride!

I love this one. LOL

[voiceboxx]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/10/15/amylee_narrowweb__300x460,0.jpg
Amy: my New York home.

[Bug]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/053.jpg
Amy: Hey bitch! You wanna come over here and say that to mah face?!

[JamesMcFenlon]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/053.jpg
Amy: Hey bitch! You wanna come over here and say that to mah face?!

That was hilarious!

[Yumi Yan]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/053.jpg
Amy: Hey bitch! You wanna come over here and say that to mah face?!

exactly! she looks very agresive in this pic...... I'd better keep of her....:D that fist in air looks not verry good..

here is mine:
http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/003.jpg
Amy: She?????!!!!! come on guys are you crazy ???? she's blondie and...it said everything.... *pulls a wry face"

[Clayton]

Malice, that was GENIUS!

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/053.jpg

ALL HAIL THE SNOW WHITE QUEEN BITCHES!
Thanks :) what I wrote was actually the first thought that came to mind!

LOL....... yours is very funny too :p lo

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/053.jpg
Amy: Hey bitch! You wanna come over here and say that to mah face?!

hahaha also very funny!

[GothicBarbie]

exactly! she looks very agresive in this pic...... I'd better keep of her....:D that fist in air looks not verry good..

here is mine:
http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/003.jpg
Amy: She?????!!!!! come on guys are you crazy ???? she's blondie and...it said everything.... *pulls a wry face"

i love this pic!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ellen]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/004.jpg
Amy: YES! WE RAWWWWWWWK!
http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/053.jpg
Amy: *hand in pretend lighter* We are the champions, my friends...
(about being #1 on charts)

[Aerdna]

^ haha I love how the guys show almost no enthusiasm at any awards shows :p that's so gawth...

http://evanhispano.com/ev/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics3/Los%20Premios%20MTV%20Latino%20America%202006%2010 1.jpg

Rocky: "Late night John?"
John: "ohhhh yeahhh..." *yawns*
Tim: "Man I'm so not up for this kind of stuff now...I need some sleep! Maybe I'll just sleep-play my bass"
Interviewer to Amy: "You know your band members are sleeping on you right?"
Amy: "They what? Oh no they didn't!"

[Troubleshooter]

^ haha I love how the guys show almost no enthusiasm at any awards shows :p that's so gawth...

http://evanhispano.com/ev/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics3/Los%20Premios%20MTV%20Latino%20America%202006%2010 1.jpg

Rocky: "Late night John?"
John: "ohhhh yeahhh..." *yawns*
Tim: "Man I'm so not up for this kind of stuff now...I need some sleep! Maybe I'll just sleep-play my bass"
Interviewer to Amy: "You know your band members are sleeping on you right?"
Amy: "They what? Oh no they didn't!"

Muhahaha that one rocks

[Onwynn]

You all are so creative!! And HIllarious!

[Resheph]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/004.jpg

-4 in the morning-

Amy: *too much caffeine* I'm like, so excited right now! *raises both arms and does the rock hands* What about you guys?
Guys: *in a tired tone* Yeah... Sure...

-30 minutes later-

http://evanhispano.com/ev/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics3/Los%20Premios%20MTV%20Latino%20America%202006%2010 1.jpg

Interviewer: The new album is just fantastic! It's a hit here in Mexico!
Amy: *still caffeinated* OMG! It's so nice to hear that! I'm glad you all love it!
John: I'm... so... sleepy... *yawns*
Tim: *asleep* Zzzz....
Rocky: Hey, where did Terry go?
Terry: *passed out off camera*

-END-

[Scarla]

^^^ hahaha tahts hilarious !

[dieromantic]

The twisted face thing is hilarious!!!! J'adore lol

[paraWHORE]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g286/exodus1022/whale.jpg

[Shari]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/053.jpg
Amy: She stole my purse! Come here bitch, I'll poke yer eyes out!!! *watches robber run*
Terry: ...hey...that girl has the exact same purse as Amy...cool...
Rocky: I think I see her!! *looks the complete wrong direction*
Tim: ...that snail looks kind of suspicious...

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/004.jpg
Amy: WE ROCK!!
John: Oh so THATS how you get all the attention...

*5 minutes later*
Terry: Yes Amy, we know it.
Tim: What did you do?
Rocky: I gave her these hot peppers, so she'll stay like that for a while...
Tim: Har har har
Amy: GGHHHH.....

http://evanhispano.com/ev/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics3/Los%20Premios%20MTV%20Latino%20America%202006%2010 1.jpg
Interviewer: Hey Amy, would you like to answer these quest-..
Amy: ....that looks like my purssssssee.....
John/Tim/Rocky: Oh god now it happens...

[Afterglow]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/053.jpg



*sings* I don't wanna hold you back now lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve

[voiceboxx]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/018.jpg
I can't believe it's not butter

[voiceboxx]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MMVA/003.jpg
mmhm, uh huh, uhhum, mmhm...


http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MMVA/002.jpg
ORLY?? NO WAI!

[Aerdna]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/004.jpg

Amy: *totally forgets who she is and where she is due to tiredness and hyperness* "Bow down to zee Snow White Queen and zee Evanescence!! They rawk!! \m/ They are my religion!" *bows down*
Terry: "Uhmm...Amy? We ARE Evanescence!
Tim: "Should we pretend we don't know her? Why is she so hyper?"
Rocky: "Little does Amy know, I put Red Bull in her huge ass bottle of water...and lots of it! She was so tired she didn't suspect a thing!"
Amy: *to Terry* "O RLY? NO WAI!! I'm definitely Wonder Woman! Wee!!"
Rocky: *to Tim* "See? She's already convinced she has wings! ;)"

[Hollee]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/018.jpg

Amy: They took away my star :(

[NatTheBrat]

http://www.einslive.de/diemusik/images/060914_amylee03_g.jpg

Amy: I'm not as tHiNk as you DrUnK I am! ;)

[JamesMcFenlon]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/018.jpg

Carlsberg dont do emos but if they did they'd probley................

[Daniel_P_16]

[-30 minutes later-

http://evanhispano.com/ev/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics3/Los%20Premios%20MTV%20Latino%20America%202006%2010 1.jpg

Interviewer: The new album is just fantastic! It's a hit here in Mexico!
Amy: *still caffeinated* OMG! It's so nice to hear that! I'm glad you all love it!
John: I'm... so... sleepy... *yawns*
Tim: *asleep* Zzzz....
Rocky: Hey, where did Terry go?
Terry: *passed out off camera*

-END-[/FONT][/COLOR]

This is my favorite one of the lot. It made me chuckle because it is so creative!!!

[Resheph]

^LOL Thanks!

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MMVA/003.jpg

Recorded Message: You have 0 balance...

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MMVA/002.jpg

Amy: What the fu-... John! Did you use my phone again?!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/VH1/vh19dg5.jpg

John: Hell yes I did!

[Shari]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MMVA/003.jpg
*phone rings*
Amy: *picks up phone* hello, this is Amy
Person: Hello, you ordered a truckload of inflatable women?
Amy: *looks at Tim* Tim, you're new, your pranks aren't funny yet...
Tim: ....
Amy: ...no they're not...

Poor Tim... ;)

[Unrequited-Amz]

Love it! lol

[Aerdna]

http://evanhispano.com/ev/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics3/Los%20Premios%20MTV%20Latino%20America%202006%2008 4.jpg

Amy: "I said a MUFFIN, not a SCONE! Do those two words sound the same to you? I dun' think so! Now go and get me a muffin!! A girl gets bitchy when she's hungry!"
John (not pictured): "I don't think she's really hungry, she had 10 cupcakes before the show...I think it's that time of the month :o"

[telstronic]

ahh, these are great!

[paper_h.e.a.r.t]

Ohhh….funny…
http://www.amylee.com.br/fotos/displayimage.php?album=80&pos=5
i loved this picture
http://www.amylee.com.br/fotos/displayimage.php?album=80&pos=4
and this also :cool:

[Syd]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/004.jpg

Raise your hands if you're Sure (http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/26394/200.jpg)!

Amy's Sure. John...notsomuch.

[voiceboxx]

^ hahaha!

I love these

[GirlAnachronism]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/MissPaine/Evanescence8.jpg
Amy: Hey! I CAN see your star! *Point's*

[thatoneAnthony]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/MissPaine/Evanescence8.jpg
Amy: zzzzzzzzzzzzz *snores*
John: she sure does sleep in a weird position..

[Troubleshooter]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/MissPaine/Evanescence8.jpg

Amy: WEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ROOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tim: Hey Rocky, is she always this 'active' at award shows?
Rocky: Yup, get used to it kid...we all did.
John: Im getting too old for this.
Terry: Just ignore it like i do...teedeedee dumdadum.

[Sakhmet]

http://evanhispano.com/ev/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics3/Los%20Premios%20MTV%20Latino%20America%202006%2010 1.jpg

John: Homigosh, what is that smell?!
Tim: Just breathe through your mouth, man, breathe through your mouth.
Rocky: What are you guys-- whoa. Dude. Not cool.
Random Blonde Girl: It wasn't me... *pointed stare*
Amy: ...I knew I shouldn't have eaten that burrito.

Yeah. Fart joke. I'm tired. :o

[Tarjanian]

Very funny! :D
Great work Guys!

[Shari]

http://evanhispano.com/ev/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics3/Los%20Premios%20MTV%20Latino%20America%202006%2010 1.jpg
The guys don't seem to get used to being in the middle of a picture, while Amy is on the side...
John: Oh she's gonna do an interview, let's go sleep, guys...
Tim: I'm way ahead of you, dude... *snores*
Interviewer: You're not in the middle of this picture. How do you feel...?
Amy: ...it feels so...strange...like I'm not gonna be in the captions...
Interviewer: Well, you will be in them...
Amy: Crap.

[voiceboxx]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/003.jpg
Amy: ewww... why is there snot all over my magazine???

[Shari]

voiceboxx, that one was good :D
http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/003.jpg
Amy: What you mean, I don't look like her, I can look exactly like her *does face*, SEE?!!

[FrozenFears]

You guys're really talented.
You make me laugh a lot :D

[voiceboxx]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/023.jpg
Amy: yaaaarrrr!! I'm a pirate!


(I'm a ninja for life, but I couldn't resist this picture :))

[Fallen10000]

those are all hilarious!!!!! i cant stop laughing :D

[Eternal Star]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/053.jpg
Amy: Power to the goth people!
Tim:...is it too late to get outta here withou causing too much drama?
Terry: Dude...seriously. Now that the fans know your name, you have no way out.
Rocky: John? Where the hell do you think you're going? You promised we would be on this together, so don't leave me now!

[Troubleshooter]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/053.jpg
Amy: Power to the goth people!
Tim:...is it too late to get outta here withou causing too much drama?
Terry: Dude...seriously. Now that the fans know your name, you have no way out.
Rocky: John? Where the hell do you think you're going? You promised we would be on this together, so don't leave me now!

LOL :D That one made me spill my drink.

[Onwynn]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/018.jpg
I can't believe it's not butter

THAT IS SO FREAKIN FUNNY!

[Resheph]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/003.jpg

Fan: Amy, can you please do the "Dick Cheney" face while holding this magazine for me?
Amy: Sure... Like this? *does face*

This was my reference... :p


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/kiyosuke/Pics/cheney_dick.jpg

[bjgrem]

http://www.bjgremillion.net/amylee.jpg
"We shoot in 10 minutes and my stylist is WHERE???"

[Aerdna]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/018.jpg
Amy: "What do you mean Santa Claus isn't real?!?!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/machinehead0007/burn.jpg
Amy: "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what have they been feeding you?!

[voiceboxx]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/003.jpg

Fan: Amy, can you please do the "Dick Cheney" face while holding this magazine for me?
Amy: Sure... Like this? *does face*

This was my reference... :p


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/kiyosuke/Pics/cheney_dick.jpg

LOL! that's awesome

[nananess]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! These are GREAT!

[OliPhoenixFire]

HAHAHA!!! LOL!!! LMAO!!! The Dick Cheney thing, the Exorcism thing and soooooooo much more pics (and added texts) were sooooo fun to read! :cool: OMG! Bring more photos! I enjoyed most of them! :D

[GirlAnachronism]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/machinehead0007/burn.jpg
Amy: "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what have they been feeding you?!

OMG! This is so funny! *Start's singing smelly cat*

[Resheph]

OMG! This is so funny! *Start's singing smelly cat*

Agreed! Smelly cat rules! Great caption! :p

[billy_magnum]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/023.jpg
Amy: Spidey sense! (Shoots Web)

[Rhinestone]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y87/angyi/chicago.jpg
Amy:"O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet."

[GirlAnachronism]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/MissPaine/AmyLeeAvatar23.gif
I just wanted a cookie. :(

[Hollee]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/004.jpg

Amy: FINALLY we can achieve TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION! *throws hands up*
John: Is that a cookie over there?
Terry: Dude. Jon Davis TOTALLY stole my 'do!
Tim: Is this a bad time to say I wanna quit the band?
Rocky: Do it..and she'll throttle you *points to Amy*

[Katie@EvThreads]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/018.jpg
I can't believe it's not butter


LMAO ahaha.. At first I was like WTF? But I saw the commercial this morning.. haha

[sketch]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/004.jpg


John: Where's the sky Amy, where's the sky?
Rocky, Terry, Tim: Dude I can't believe she fell for it again pffft!

[Keyja]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/punkbutterfly789/Amy/vmaawards.jpg

Guys: Damn look at that ass. I'd tap that.
Amy: You guys are wack.

[Aerdna]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/100/163.jpg

Amy: "Guys...I'm feeling kind of sick..."
*John pops out of Amy's stomach*
Rocky (not pictured): "Maybe that's why...gross!"
Amy: "Ahhh...suddenly I feel so much better!"

[Hollee]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/100/163.jpg

Amy: "Guys...I'm feeling kind of sick..."
*John pops out of Amy's stomach*
Rocky (not pictured): "Maybe that's why...gross!"
Amy: "Ahhh...suddenly I feel so much better!"

HAH. that reminds me of "Alien" :p

[Resheph]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/004.jpg

Amy: Victory is mine!

[telstronic]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/004.jpg

Band: We're so good.... everybody loves us.... look, that girl is flashing us..
John: Should I get dreads too?
Amy: No, Really guys, a piano is going to fall on you. LOOK!

[voiceboxx]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/punkbutterfly789/Amy/vmaawards.jpg
*thinking to themselves*
Tim: Why did I join this band?
Terry: Is that an ice cream truck?
Rocky: I'm so cool...
John: How long do I have to stand here until they snap the picture?
Amy: You guys are such dweebs.

[Keyja]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/punkbutterfly789/Amy/vmaawards.jpg
*thinking to themselves*
Tim: Why did I join this band?
Terry: Is that an ice cream truck?
Rocky: I'm so cool...
John: How long do I have to stand here until they snap the picture?
Amy: You guys are such dweebs.

Haha. The Terry line is hilarious.

:D

[nananess]

^ OMG! no kidding! that made me burst out laughing! :D Nicely done! :D

[Amie]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/003.jpg

Is the broccolli gone?

[Sakhmet]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/punkbutterfly789/Amy/vmaawards.jpg

Terry: Check it out, you can see through that girl's shirt!
Tim: (thinking) Well, those are clearly fake...
John: (thinking) Terry stole my sunglasses. I refuse to acknowledge anything that Terry says.
Rocky: (thinking) But if they got back to the Hospital Wing just as they were leaving then they had already finished the task before they left the first time causing a continuous, isolated loop in the fabric of time, essentially meaning that they would be freeing Sirius forever. Dude. This is blowing my mind.
Amy: (thinking) Like you would wear a see-through shirt! She is such a ho.

[Bug]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/punkbutterfly789/Amy/vmaawards.jpg
Amy: *thinking* oh god, my shirt is see-through! act cool...act cool...
Guy: *all thinking* AVERT EYES!!

[voiceboxx]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/machinehead0007/burn.jpg
Johnny stole my dolly! *cries*

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/MissPaine/JohnLeCompt.jpg
*shocked* I did no such thing!

http://www.the_best_evanescence.blogger.com.br/Evanescence%20-%20Amy%20Lee%200636.jpg
ohh here it is!

http://file020.bebo.com/13/large/2006/10/12/12/654382536a2242215300b416434635l.jpg
I'm glad I found my dolly. *happy amy*

[Resheph]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/003.jpg

Amy: What are you talking about?! I can totally pull this look off! *points at girl on cover*

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/punkbutterfly789/Amy/vmaawards.jpg

Amy: See!
Tim: Yeah, but can you pull that look off? *looks at random girl*
Terry: Dear Lord! Are those real?!
John: No way... Those have to be fake...
Rocky: Mmm... I'd like some of that...

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/053.jpg

Amy: Hey you over there! Cover yourself up!

[m_lestrange]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/003.jpg

Is the broccolli gone?


hahaha thats so funny cause it so random!! i love it :p

[Amie]

I use to be really good at these, we had a thread in my guild like this.

Yeah... because I'm a nerd and have an evanescence guild :p

But yes. I have some freaking funny assed pics. I'll have to come up with some good quotes to justify thier funnyness. (dude thats so not a word... I don't think :S)

ahh, I'm sure if I don't, your guys will come up with some great stuff eh? lol. (I can't get the "excorism of Amy Lee" out of my freaking head)

[Shari]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/punkbutterfly789/Amy/vmaawards.jpg
You can really see where the female models and where the male models are... :p
Whole band: *drools*

[voiceboxx]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/adsleonard/VH1/vh116bk1.jpg
Amy: ...I forgot the chord.

[Afterglow]

^ should be:
" you know what? What key is BMTL in?" lol, I couldnt stop laughing when she said that on one of the performances"

[Amie]

gah. This is too damn funny. (sorry about the corny quote.)

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k131/Evanescenceobsessed/Missy_Amie/amypickingbensnose.jpg

Amy: Man this is soo gross. Well I guess if this is how Ben makes his nails so shiney....
Ben: *Thinks* Why the HELL do people tell her these things?

[Amie]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3774/ug0f209exa4.gif

Tim: *freaked out* uhh.. uhh..

Terry: MAN! we've taken away the toaster, the hair dryer and everything else... but she always manages to remove the electricity socket covers....

Tim: umm... maybe we shouldn't let her have metal forks......

Terry: Meh. If it fries her brain it'll give us inspiration for the next album

[GirlAnachronism]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/MissPaine/Evanescence8.jpg
Amy: We win at life!!!

[billy_magnum]

gah. This is too damn funny. (sorry about the corny quote.)

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k131/Evanescenceobsessed/Missy_Amie/amypickingbensnose.jpg

Amy: Man this is soo gross. Well I guess if this is how Ben makes his nails so shiney....
Ben: *Thinks* Why the HELL do people tell her these things?


Finally a different pic. This is more like it! We need sum different pictures for these captions. Theres like a million out there but the same hand full keep poping up. Great pic by the way.

[Shari]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k131/Evanescenceobsessed/Missy_Amie/amypickingbensnose.jpg
Amy: *GASP* CAMERA!!! *tries to point but picks Ben's nose instead*
Ben: ...that tickles...!

[Damaged-x-Roses]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/MaRia07/Evanescence/f2b49546.jpg

Amy: *picks up phone* Ugh... Not you again... Please stop calling here...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/sweet_little_lie/20041224_christmas2004phonec-515h.jpg

GW Bush: But I'm sober now!


HAHAHA very very funny. made me laugh alot!! x

[Deep.Ocean.Soul]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6873/97wq1.png

Amy: *thinking, and trying to concentrate on the picture* "WTF is Rocky doing?? Is he... looking at...my...boobs??"
Rock: *thinking* "I really hate Amy's clothes.. And those things on her neck are horrible"

it sucks but I was inspiratesd on Rockys face

[Damaged-x-Roses]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Jenna_Escence/Evanescence%20Pics%20and%20My%20Pics/amy07.jpg

"No, I'm not hiding anything behind my back! Nooooo, you CAN'T make me give it to you!!"

(Sorry, not really the best but i thought i'd give it a go) :)

[Onwynn]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/003.jpg

Amy:what is this sticky stuff on--Oh my GOD. TERRY!

[Onwynn]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/018.jpg
Amy: Santa, all I want for christmas is my two front teeth. That's all.

[Hollee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Jenna_Escence/Evanescence%20Pics%20and%20My%20Pics/amy07.jpg

Amy: Yeah...they're real.

[Henry's Cat]

that actually really made me laugh:D

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a337/hattiejo/Evanescence/45id6.jpg
the cameraman wasn't happy when told he had too much junk in his trunk.

[Keyja]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/003.jpg

Amy:what is this sticky stuff on--Oh my GOD. TERRY!

Wait a second. Is that what I think it is? Haha.

----------

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/Europe%20Music%20Awards%202004/119.jpg

IS AMY SECRETELY A LIZARD?!

:eek:

[voiceboxx]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6873/97wq1.png
Rocky: *thinking to himself* ...baby got back.

[Keyja]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6873/97wq1.png

Rocky: Yeaaa...
John: Grotesk!

[Onwynn]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/018.jpg
Amy: I'm thinkin' Arby's

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/machinehead0007/burn.jpg
Amy: I want my Mommy!!

[iOta]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/MissPaine/Evanescence8.jpg
Amy: "Take me with you rocking little green people from Mars!!"
Tim: "Rocky, I feel that I have been left in the dark about this..."
Rocky: "well, you get used to it about in couple hours."

[Resheph]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Awards%20and%20Shows/MTV%20Video%20Music%20Awards%20Latin%20America%202 006/Red%20Carpet%20and%20Show/003.jpg

Amy:what is this sticky stuff on--Oh my GOD. TERRY!

ROFLMAO! Love it! :D

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6873/97wq1.png

Guy(far left): John you're so hawt! Please sign my chest!
John: Err... *ignores*
Rocky: *kool aid guy voice* Oh yeah... *stares*
Amy: Rocky, stop staring at my butt...
Tim: *clueless*

[GirlAnachronism]

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/018.jpg
Amy: I'm thinkin' Arby's

Omg! That's funny!

[Amie]

lmao. guys, is it just me or do we seem to always make Amy seem crazy and Tim very very clueless? I've noticed this trend. lmao.

*ponders as to wether there is some true behind this*

[Shari]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6873/97wq1.png\
Rocky: *thinks* ...there's a wasp in her hair...
Tim: ...I'm horny...
John: ...I gotta pee
Amy: I'm normal...

[X_Arielle]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/X_Nocturne/Untitled-1.jpg
Amy: OMG! Spider...on...keyboard...crawling up my arm!!!!

[redeye]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6873/97wq1.png\
Rocky: *thinks* ...there's a wasp in her hair...
Tim: ...I'm horny...
John: ...I gotta pee
Amy: I'm normal...


THAT SO GREAT I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

[L]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l203/FallenAngelEV/evgroup2.jpg

Amy: Yes, you should be ashamed. Bad boys.

[Vern]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l152/lindsay_dawn_08/Ev-amylee.jpg

"Rather than go with the flow, Amy Lee has opted to enter her less traditional air-keyboardist skills into this years annual air guitar contest. We wish her the best of luck. Back to you, Bob."

[paraWHORE]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g286/exodus1022/hb.gif
Amy: I'm not crazy!

[hekatelacroix]

http://evanescence.joueb.com/images/22888329.jpg
I'm... stuck to the wall...

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/news/e/evanescence/7_26_2004/281x211.jpg
::raps:: I like big butts and I cannot lie...

http://www.subvulture.com/archive/evanescence_band.jpg
Can you hear me now?

http://undercover.com.au/pics/evanescence_3.jpg
I AM the DDR champion!

[hekatelacroix]

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/mmannion/2005/09/04/amy_lee.jpg
See what happens when you drink on the job, Mister Camera Man?

http://www.jelonka.com/binary/andrzej_patlewicz/amy_lee.jpg
You will PAY for stealing my Cheetos!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/morbidprincess_x3/Who%20Id%20Like%20To%20Meet/amylee_07.bmp
ROCKY: I'll give you a buck if you fit that whole d_mn thing in your mouth.
AMY: <opens mouth wide> Ahhh...
JOHN: If you keep making that face, it'll stay that way...

[Resheph]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l152/lindsay_dawn_08/Ev-amylee.jpg
AMY

+

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/kiyosuke/Pics/spiderman.jpg
SPIDEY

=

http://lnx.evanescencewebsite.com/albums/OPEN%20DOOR%20ERA/Lives/VH1%20Acoustic%20Session/023.jpg
New and improved web shooting, web slinging, web surfin' Amy "Spidey" Lee!

[Shari]

http://www.jelonka.com/binary/andrzej_patlewicz/amy_lee.jpg
Amy: AH! You stole my arm! Get your dirty ass back here!

[Well, it does look like her arm is off... :/]

[LongLOSTlotrelf]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/xxmiddle_earth_Dreamsxx/006.jpg
John: Ok...I've got Rocky set up...I think he has a good view...
Rocky: *thinking* ok...almost...I...can...almost se-
Fans: AMY LOOK BEHIND YOU!....ACTUALLY MORE TO YOUR RIGHT BEHIND YOU!]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/xxmiddle_earth_Dreamsxx/053.jpg
Amy: Oh my god! Thanks guys! I can assure you Rocky is now on a time out!
Rocky: Damn this time out thing....she'll bust up my drum set if I try anything else...

[scenceable]

for sure one of the scariest pictures ever.
http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/6622612/1007907
amy after crawling out of a well :D

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/6622613/1007907
VJ: let me try! *sings* lith-eeeeeeeeee-um, don't wanna lock me up insiiiide!!
Amy: er god, I might never be able to listen to that song the same way again...

[Aerdna]

http://www.revenantmedia.com/images/zoom/CUENPV/img_8485.jpg
Random person (not pictured): **** you!
Amy: *puts on a Brooklyn-Italian accent like Tony Soprano* "Are you tawkin' to me? **** me? **** YOU!"

[Amie]

ah man. That spider-man one was freaking awesome!

I'm never going to be able to look at that picture without thinking "Those evthreaders... they're some silly bitches!"

lmao.

[Shari]

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/6622612/1007907
Amy: *evil accent* John may think this is a normal cup of coffee, but this, my friends, will be coffee with poopy pills... *evil giggle*

[Resheph]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/tommykabby/toronto5.jpg

John: Oh God... I feel the poopy pills workin'... Why Amy? Why?!

Continuation of Shari's post. :D

[hekatelacroix]

http://www.johnlecompt.com/img_1821_std.jpg
No, I don't have PMS... I just really hate you...

http://www.poohdoestadual.blogger.com.br/Amy%20lee.JPG
I dedicate this song to my wonderful socks

[kirsta_bull]

http://www.thegate.ca/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/Amy-Lee.jpg

Amy: "Oh sorry that was me."

Interviewer: *faints*

[kirsta_bull]

HEY WHY DIDN'T IT WORK?? Man... can someone plz help me?

[willaz007]

The site you got the image from is blocking hotlinking so you'll have to upload the pic to a differ site or just write out the url like this
http://www.thegate.ca/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/Amy-Lee.jpg

[willaz007]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/punkbutterfly789/Amy/vmaawards.jpg
John: I can't believe they called me Terry in that last interview. Do I look like a freakin Terry to you. Screw you all Im just going to stand here in the FRONT for once and pout.

[willaz007]

http://www.rockevanescence.330.ca/coppermine/albums/userpics/normal_58.jpg
Ahhhh! Help Meee! Im being sucked in by the vortex and its ruining my hair ahhhhh!

[billy_magnum]

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1455/5544178/11073051/199861831.jpg
John fall down go boom.

[Rhinestone]

http://www.revenantmedia.com/images/zoom/CUENPV/img_8558.jpg
Amy *singing ATILF*: "Terry's ghost is gaining on me.."